Maybe it's because I'm hypersensetive to bumperstickers since my little scavenger hunt on Sunday, but I seem to see them a whole lot more than I did before.
Like today I saw one that read:
MARY KAY: ENRICHING WOMEN'S LIVES
Maybe it's just me, but the only thought that went through my head for almost a half hour was,
"Enriching women's lives like farmers enrich fields with fertilizer."
...and now, thinking about it, just like too much fertilizer on a field makes it toxic rather than enriched...well, you figure the rest out for yourself.
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mary kay enriches womens lives! by enrolling them in pyramid schemes to take advantage of their friends' generosity! by selling them makeup they don't need! by calling me once a month to try to throw me a makeup party that I don't bloody want!
mary kay enriches my life, at least.
I just thought it would be funny to compare stuff that women put on their face to cow manure, but if you want to go that way, OK.
...are you saying I smell?
Naw baby...NAW. I'm saying that I love your minimal use of makeup and just how classy you are.
Baby.
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